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This week, Jessi Klein talks about the utterly hopeless activity that is phone sex. When she and her long-distance boyfriend went down that road, there was definitely nothing sexy about it. The fact that XXXL cat t-shirts and Vick's Vap-o-rub are involved just adds insult to the already-ridiculous act.
"It's an icky thing to do because I use my phone for other stuff. I talk to my mom with that phone! I order food with that phone! It's like deciding you're also going to use your thermos as a toilet. Don't do that!"
Watch the exclusive clip below and catch Jessi's half-hour stand-up special this Friday Mar. 4 at 11:30 p.m. EST/10:00 CST on Comedy Central, right after Mike Vecchione.