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Worst Movie Novelizations (PHOTOS)

The Huffington Post     First Posted: 03/04/11 09:23 AM ET   Updated: 05/25/11 07:35 PM ET

We all feel like we've wasted two hours of our lives that we'll never get back when we sit through horrible films. Unfortunately, some of these horrible films were then made into novels that undoubtedly waste much more time.

The following novelizations are some of the worst, be in children's literature or adult.

Did we miss any that you loved to hate? Let us know in the comments!

Back to the Future II
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Marty McFly and Doc Brown travel to the future. However, while there, Biff Tannen steals the Dolorean to travel back to 1985, thus changing the past and creating a dystopia. McFly and Doc Brown have to travel back in time again to repair the timeline.

Why'd they make this into a book? We don't know.
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We all feel like we've wasted two hours of our lives that we'll never get back when we sit through horrible films. Unfortunately, some of these horrible films were then made into novels that undoubted...
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04:41 PM on 03/16/2011
Space Jam? Srsly?
07:19 PM on 03/15/2011
Studio suck sometimes! Here's another list of bad movie ideas.
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Mark Morlock
Justice is blind I think God is too.
10:13 PM on 03/09/2011
They wrote a book about a movie like "Space Jam"? I'm assuming it's less than a hundred pages long and is composed of rhyming stanzas...
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badgerwoman
We'll always have Paris
04:15 PM on 03/07/2011
My then grade school-aged youngest son had that Space Jam book. He loved loved loved all things Michael Jordan in those days. As a mom, I was Ok with buying him books any time.
04:42 PM on 03/16/2011
Okay yeah I can see that. Good point.
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mburgh
Come Back Samuel Gompers
11:47 AM on 03/07/2011
Dude, it's called marketing.
11:28 PM on 03/06/2011
To whomever wrote the original post, if you're going to call a book a waste of time and criticize it, at least have the decency to edit your work. The punctuation and spelling errors in the post and slide descriptions are a waste of your former English teacher's time.
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LMPE
I connect the most dissimilar things
05:50 PM on 03/06/2011
Actually, "Back to the Future II" was my favorite movie in the series. The whole thing about Biff creating an alternate version of history was a fascinating concept. But I agree that it didn't need a novelization.
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Widespread Panic
does anyone really care??
11:12 PM on 03/05/2011
I've never understood the movie-to-book thing. I guess the idea is to give more details that the movie wasn't able to cover, but in the case of these movies an adaptation was not needed.
01:10 PM on 03/06/2011
I agree, with the exception of kids movies. I could see there being a Toy Story book for little kids with pictures and whatnot, but not novels. I also can understand continuing stories, like all the Star Wars books and things like that.
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MJinCanada
Safe from zombies until my 2nd cup of coffee
03:14 PM on 03/07/2011
Yes, additional stories about endearing or enduring characters is fine. There are some excellent Star Trek novels, etc.

But why a book that just reiterates what was in the movie -- and badly? Waste of trees, really.
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mburgh
Come Back Samuel Gompers
11:51 AM on 03/07/2011
It's a marketing tool. Been around for a long time. 1940's at least.
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triplettam
Mind Bender
01:28 PM on 03/05/2011
I know this article is about books made from terrible movies, but I've only read one movie novelization ever: "E.T." Kotzwinkle did it and it was great. Of course, I think anything Kotzwinkle does is good. One of my favorites voices.
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doodlebug2
08:57 AM on 03/05/2011
4 hourseman of the Apocalypse is a great book
The movie is terrible and totally unlike the book.
Some one should remake it though as the story is good even today.
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BlackJAC
It's better to be a black king than a white knight
10:11 PM on 03/04/2011
Wild Wild West was steampunk, was set after the Civil War, and the 1960s TV show it was based on grew out of an initial attempt to film Casino Royale long before either David Niven or Daniel Craig had come along.  And the reason why they did a novelization of Men in Black 2 is because they'd done one of the first Men In Black along with a couple of tie-in sequels involving J and L.
09:46 PM on 03/04/2011
I enjoyed Mars Attacks! The others on this list, no.
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BlackJAC
It's better to be a black king than a white knight
07:37 PM on 03/05/2011
Mars Attacks! was horrible.
11:38 PM on 03/05/2011
Well that was the whole point about the movie, they new it when they storyboarded it.
09:44 AM on 03/07/2011
There is such a thing as so bad its good. See Snakes on a Plane
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LMPE
I connect the most dissimilar things
05:48 PM on 03/06/2011
I liked it too
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06:49 PM on 03/04/2011
Why were these movies made into books made into an article on Huph Paost Ayyyhole L?
05:24 PM on 03/04/2011
The novelizations of Kazaam and Crossroads are particularly funny as neither Britney nor Shaq seem like the book-reading type.