Gwyneth Paltrow: 'Do You Wanna Touch Me' 'Glee' Performance

It's safe to say most people didn't have a sex education class like this. Then again, most people didn't have a high school that broke into song five times an hour, either, but that's beside the point.

Gwyneth Paltrow's return to "Glee" is coming soon, but already, some of her more exciting moments have made their way to the internet. Monday, her version of Stevie Nicks's song "Landslide" leaked out, and in the latest release, the volume -- and sexiness -- has been turned way up.

Paltrow's sex ed teacher Holly Holliday makes a convenient pit stop in the choir room to, for some reason, have a talk about safe sex. To illustrate her point, she takes off some clothes and gets the whole class dancing as she sings Joan Jett's "Do You Wanna Touch Me".

It's a lesson the students probably won't forget.

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Comments

[Cassandra45]

04:09 PM on 03/10/2011

There's an interesting article on the UK's Daily Mail about how Glee's airing of "Do You Wanna Touch Me?" is providing thousands of dollars in royalties to Gary Glitter, song writer and convicted pedophile, and how inappropriate that song was in that context. There's also some unintentionally hilarious Gwynnie pictures, being a sexy rock goddess. The Daily Mail doth not worship Gwynnnie.

[hazyafternoonsunshine]

03:14 PM on 03/10/2011

ha ha. GP is about as sexy in the scene as I would be if I tried that routine, which is to say not very. There is something kind of sweet about her awkwardness. It takes courage to put that out there: the least talented at the talent show, but she gets credit for being real.

[bradenton]

09:28 AM on 03/07/2011

I think Gwyneth has a pretty good voice actually.

[kinogod]

12:09 AM on 03/07/2011

thin reedy vocals that sharply turn my ears inward and beg for mercy.

[Susan DeVilder]

09:16 PM on 03/06/2011

Seriously, who told Gwyneth that she could sing? I watched her on the academy awards and I cringed.

[thoreau101]

09:01 PM on 03/06/2011

Clueless as ever.

[futurejd]

08:18 PM on 03/06/2011

Gwyneth sings about sex...why should she be any different from the rest of the auto-tune hacks that sing about sex, alcohol, clothes and cars? Make sure you throw in filler lyrics like yeah, and oh. Also, when you perform have on a body suit or catsuit so you can hump something or someone and that will be called "talent".

[emncaity]

11:32 AM on 03/07/2011

Sounds like a platinum-seller to me, in a culture dumbed down to lizard-brain level.

[maxfax]

08:11 PM on 03/06/2011

Is that singing?

[jsomerville5]

08:57 PM on 03/06/2011

She needs a new hairstyle. The parted in the middle thing is most unflattering. She's beginning to look like Donatella Versace.

[Aleks Hunter]

10:26 PM on 03/06/2011

Now that is just mean

[Falling4ever]

05:17 PM on 03/06/2011

OOPs Apologies. Talk about a Freudian slip
Should read Paltrow not Paltry.

[Cassandra45]

04:16 PM on 03/10/2011

Oh, I don't know about that ... if the slip fits ...

[Falling4ever]

05:15 PM on 03/06/2011

Not a glee watcher but was really impressed and kinda touched that most of the cast apologised to Lohan for the that crack.

never did find out did Paltry ever apologise?

[Mock it]

04:54 PM on 03/06/2011

How does Gwyneth stay in the news...she seems...how do I put this...dull? Check out @Mock_it on Twitter for the latest...

[savvy7]

04:15 PM on 03/06/2011

When I saw her in her Academy Award gown my first thought was, "Grace Kelly." Gwyenth projects an understated classiness and would carve a niche for herself that few, if any, in Hollywood could challenge if she focused on acting and left the "Look-at-me lunacy" to other performers.

[maxfax]

08:12 PM on 03/06/2011

Kidding?  She's no Grace Kelly.

[jsomerville5]

08:58 PM on 03/06/2011

Hogwash. She's no Grace Kelly. Not even in her dreams.

[GaryNOVA]

02:50 PM on 03/06/2011

Need some help hear. Can anyone tell me if at any point in this article Gweneth got punched in the face? because if she didn't i'm probably not going to read it.

[pbnyc59]

01:38 PM on 03/06/2011

The quickest three ways to lose an erection, listen to her sing, to her trying to act or speak.

[No stinking fans]

04:56 PM on 03/06/2011

I doubt her nipples would stay hard for you Romeo.

[Rocket448]

12:24 PM on 03/06/2011

Glee turns up the heat! I hope that Holly Holiday will be in many more episodes; in a world of stereotypes and caricatures, she brings Glee some honest womanly emotion. I'm sorry for the folks who don't - or can't - "get" Glee, but you don't have to watch it. I can't stand reality shows (except for "So You Think You Can Dance") but you won't ever see me commenting on 'em. I mean, how can you make comments about something you are ignorant of? Oh, wait a minute....yah, sorry, I wasn't thinking. The Republicans do it all the flippin time!!!

[emncaity]

12:13 PM on 03/07/2011

It's not a matter of "not getting it," no matter how you want to position yourself as more intelligent (or something) than the rest of us. Nor is it merely a matter of "not liking" it. The problem is that the show, despite its merits, advances exactly the kinds of cultural stupidity and self-indulgence that at least some of us as parents are concerned with and fight every day.

If you can't see that in this clip alone, it's you who doesn't "get it." "Everybody's got a random"? Really? No, not everybody. But tell that to your teenager who already thinks "everybody does it," which also means that if she doesn't "do it," she's going to be some kind of freak--not realizing that at least SOME kids are NOT "doing it." "You're having sex with everybody that person has had sex with"? Sure, in a world where sex isn't reserved for marriage or lifetime commitment, and where the very idea that such a thing would happen is utterly ridiculous. Only it's _not_ ridiculous, and it'd be a cure for much of what ails the culture and many of the consequences that result from sexual permissiveness.