The Grossest Things College Kids Willingly Drink

03/07/2011 12:16 pm ET | Updated May 25, 2011

We've all been there. That college party where things are getting super sweaty and awkward. All you want to do is drink your sorrows away, forget about the beads of sweat forming between your purposely exposed cleavage, and learn how to ignore all of the backpacks full of Red Dog bumping your head into the bosom of a slutty looking sorority sister.

Ugh, now that I'm thinking about it; it's no wonder college kids drink the way they do...look what they have to deal with on a nightly basis!

Buying booze in college is an art. College kids have a restricted amount of money to spend (usually something between the fifteen buckaroos their parents shoved them the last time they went to Sunday dinner at Applebees and the $50 dollars they earned when they sold their statistics book to a freshman that didn't know a new edition was coming out next month). Therefore, they need something potent that will get the job done without breaking the bank. Talk about substance stress. College peeps take a dive into desperado when it comes to consuming the juice and will literally drink almost anything to get enough liquid courage to tell the girl in History class that she smells like Acai Berry and happiness every morning.

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