Strip Search Leads To Drug Bust & The Funniest Headline Of The Day (PICTURE)

We love ridiculous headlines just as much as we do stupid criminals, so we were pretty delighted to find this latest gem on Buzzfeed.

In what has to be one of the funniest headlines we've ever read, we learn what has to be some of the most obvious news of all time.

WYFF4 must have known how cheeky this headline reads. It certainly did spice up a routine drug bust story. As for the criminal, we hope he gets help with his addiction, or at least thinks twice before hiding his wares in his such a, um, notorious location.

Comments

[dbrett480]

03:19 PM on 04/17/2011

This knucklehead was just asking to get caught; driving way too fast, not having a license, and then having an attitude. It's really easy for drug dealers to avoid detection by simply obeying traffic laws and not giving cops a reason to search you.

[HearMeNow1959]

08:13 PM on 03/21/2011

Years ago, Oprah was busted for this. They were searching her, and when they looked up her skirt, they found forty pounds of crack.

[HearMeNow1959]

08:12 PM on 03/21/2011

ya gotta be careful.....the cops are cracking down.....

[Max Shaw]

03:56 PM on 03/21/2011

T'aint that a load of a crap...

[gypsysailor]

12:44 AM on 03/21/2011

Another a- hole on drugs.

[David Donnelly]

06:51 PM on 03/20/2011

Hah. Ya think? xD

[j0hnwi11iams]

03:03 PM on 03/20/2011

Drugs should be legal and safe.

[robjh1]

01:53 PM on 03/20/2011

Eww!!! Who was the luck cop to pry it out?

[cityprole]

12:58 PM on 03/20/2011

Speed Kills..sitting on your assets doesn't help...

[JDLamps]

12:46 PM on 03/20/2011

This happened in Syracuse New York last year. A guy was caught with crack in his crack. A woman tried to smuggle pot into prison in her crack.

[CPAwADD]

12:40 PM on 03/20/2011

Taint that funny.

[gtobynj]

11:38 PM on 03/20/2011

That no-one else gets it is

[SickHippie]

12:36 PM on 03/20/2011

You know, so many drug users and drug dealers would not be caught if they would just drive the damn speed limit. Why would anyone be going 50+ mph in a 35 at 3am, especially if they're carrying something that will get them arrested?

[ranchero42]

12:45 PM on 03/20/2011

That's right!! Nobody under the age of thirty should be allowed to drive anything but dead-stock microbuses!

[SickHippie]

02:17 PM on 03/20/2011

While I agree with you (although I prefer the Karmann Ghia for young hipsters, everyone else can drive microbuses - no Bildon's allowed), I have to say that probably 3/4ths of articles I read about drug-related arrest, they were pulled over for speeding - and not just a little bit, 10-25 mph over the speed limit.

Of course, if they want to pull you over, they will - but don't give them an excuse, eh? Especially the guys carrying X pounds plus $100K+ in cash, who get pulled over for doing 85 in a 60, smoking a joint.

[fiduciaryatlarge]

02:55 PM on 03/20/2011

I've heard of people getting pulled over for driving too carefully.

[SickHippie]

10:20 AM on 03/21/2011

And how does the number of people pulled over for NOT breaking the law compare to the number pulled over for breaking the law?

[Josh Hudson]

12:22 PM on 03/20/2011

that is where i keep mine...

[ranchero42]

12:46 PM on 03/20/2011

WYFF can sniff it out!

[Coronakid]

12:17 PM on 03/20/2011

I wonder if he was going to sell it or use it? Buyer beware.

[imayes]

12:16 PM on 03/20/2011

They found crack...in the crack :)