We love ridiculous headlines just as much as we do stupid criminals, so we were pretty delighted to find this latest gem on Buzzfeed.
In what has to be one of the funniest headlines we've ever read, we learn what has to be some of the most obvious news of all time.
WYFF4 must have known how cheeky this headline reads. It certainly did spice up a routine drug bust story. As for the criminal, we hope he gets help with his addiction, or at least thinks twice before hiding his wares in his such a, um, notorious location.