Even in colonial times, Johnny Depp and Penelope Cruz were the two hottest people in the room. Of course, it's not that hard when the rest of 'em have cut up, sea-worn faces.
Depp and Cruz set off to find the fountain of youth in the newest trailer for the upcoming fourth installment of the "Pirates of the Caribbean" series, "On Stranger Tides." Whether they're rivals or lovers, we're not sure, but when they board Blackbeard's ship, the stakes truly are raised. As is the adventure, and the sheer number of sexy glances Angelica (Cruz) sends (Sparrow's) Depp way. She may or may not be in on a ruse. Though, of course, it may not much matter, depending on whether Sparrow's sexuality, a topic Depp himself has discussed at length.
Only one way to find out, of course. And to see Ian McShane as a tremendously scary Blackbeard, as well as Keith Richards, once again as Sparrow's father. Oh, and mermaids, whose breasts became a big topic of discussion for producer Jerry Bruckheimer. The film hits theaters May 20th. To see the film's first trailer, click here.
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