This passes for a serious concern in California.
Our precious multi-billion-dollar marijuana crop could possibly maybe be threatened by radiation from Japan.
And who wants their green glowing, well, green?
It's a question posed with a sober voice in the 420 Times, a publication that explores the finer points of cannabis politics.
Actually, if you smoke weed everyday and you don't want your lungs looking like a glow-stick light show at a rave, maybe you should consider it.