Man Ends Up In Emergency Room After Gluing Tiny Hat To His Head (VIDEO)

From the lovely ladies at The Hairpin comes this amazing video of a guy who superglued a tiny, sequined top hat to his head on Halloween and ended up in the emergency room after being unable to remove it.

We know what you must be thinking: Slow. News. Day. But, truth be told, even if there was breaking news left and right, we'd still post this because it's utterly hysterical. Now, stop complaining and sit back and enjoy someone else's stupidity.

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Comments

[lolalux]

05:59 PM on 04/01/2011

The nurse was right, I would have left the hat untouched and have fun for a couple of days, it looked much better.

[Betty Leigh]

11:15 PM on 03/31/2011

Why did he use crazy glue to glue that hat to his head... now that is the question....

[db astra]

08:19 PM on 03/31/2011

He should have gone to a nail salon. Nail glue is the same cyanoacrylate as super glue, and they have tons of the proper solvent to remove it.

[Nan BradfordReid]

06:02 PM on 03/31/2011

Compounding his stupidity was going to the ER and wasting their time. All you have to do is soak the skin in hot water for awhile and the glue peels off. Geesh.

[PoliSci2008]

06:05 PM on 03/31/2011

Nan, I was just gonna write the same thing. Oh well, just goes to show that he wasn't thinking with his right head!

[dozaa]

10:08 PM on 03/31/2011

but they said it took a 12 hour soak!

[Marionette]

01:48 PM on 03/31/2011

man, you just can't make this stuff up ROFL

[Theoricus]

09:03 PM on 03/30/2011

Love that video, no sound, so all I saw was a ton of different angles on the same hat.

Oh hat, you so crazy.

[jamgilp]

01:29 PM on 03/30/2011

Imagine how boring it would be if nobody thought it would be a good idea to superglue a tiny hat to their head. I wouldn't want to live in that world.

[Jerrybrice]

11:46 AM on 03/30/2011

Anything for fashion!

[VelvetDays]

10:42 AM on 03/30/2011

This is simply amazing. It's like an SNL skit except that it is really happening. Stunning. Every act of alliteration makes it better and better. "Obviously super glue is quite strong"

Oh my god, I just keep hitting replay.

[George Ellias]

06:40 AM on 03/30/2011

Fashion.

[Edy Kel]

12:04 AM on 03/30/2011

At least he has a good sense of humor about it.

[Cailleach Echo]

11:36 PM on 03/29/2011

The video isn't showing up for me but that's okay. I'm pretty tired of reading about Republican presidential candidates anyway.

[alongst]

03:26 AM on 04/06/2011

Or Michelle's lack of fashion.....

[MagicalPossibilities]

10:30 PM on 03/29/2011

That was pretty funny. In the beginning the doctor was trying really had not to crack up...
Nail polish remover would have worked. Soak cotton balls in it and keep going around the edge of the hat. Might have irritated the skin a bit but going to the ER, seems like a bit much.

I did know a guy who mistook super glue for eye drops. That is a bigger problem - yikes!

[elleshellmo]

01:56 AM on 03/30/2011

IA, doesn't it even say on the superglue package that soaking in nail polish remover will get it off? Maybe British superglue packaging gives its customers more credit and assumes they won't glue tiny sequined hats to their heads.

[John Melgar]

10:28 PM on 03/29/2011

this guy needs to give up his man card

[nasayer2]

07:20 PM on 03/29/2011

Why remove it? Seemed like a good look for him.