Handsome Sportz Klüb's Bizarre 'Raza Scoota' Music Video

03/30/2011 02:31 pm ET | Updated May 30, 2011

"I ride my raza scoota sroo ze night / to get to your heart / to get to your heart."

Has there ever been a catchier hook to a fake-German pop song? Probably not. We don't know who the guys behind Handsome Sportz Klüb really are, and frankly, we don't want to. According to their highly suspect Wikipedia page:

Handsome Sportz Klub is an electronic synthpop band from Düsseldorf, Germany. After creating the hit song "Pantz" which climbed the Swedish Pop Hits Charts the band relocated to Los Angeles and began recording their first English album, "das Album" to be released in 2011. The first single off this album was released in late 2010, entitled "Raza Skoota".

That works for us. The video is an insane thrill ride into a world where all problems, be they love or war, can be solved by riding a Razor Scooter. No word as of this posting on whether the folks at Razor have reached out to HSK to have them star in a new ad campaign, but we suggest they do asap.


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