03/30/2011 10:28 am ET | Updated May 30, 2011

La Decollette Cleavage Wrinkle-Prevention Bra: Would You Wear It? (PHOTO, POLL)

Introducing this week's disputable self-improvement product: La Decollette, a S&M harness backward bra meant to prevent pesky cleavage wrinkles. Yours for only $70.

From the product description:

At night, La Decollette will do her job very effectively.Because of this special bra, your breasts are more or less forced to stay in place so no vertical wrinkles will occur and your cleavage will stay smooth. After just 1 night you will see the difference and after 5 to 7 nights you will be amazed by the stunning result.

We downloaded the "Scientific Testreport" featuring some sort of close-up of a woman's chest and we were alternately stunned, perplexed, giddy and dejected!

What do you think?