Ok, Chicago. We see what you're trying to do here. You're trying to test our loyalty to you by refusing to give us sunshine and the warm temperatures we so desperately want! We're angry, but we'll deal. We always do.
Fortunately, some other brave souls who call this city home have awesome events in store for us this weekend to help us forget the fact that we haven't worn a t-shirt outdoors in about seven months. There's metal-themed burlesque, a great rock show and a chance to watch the Illinois Attorney General be grilled onstage in a bar.
We rounded up some of our weekend picks below. Have fun out there, comrades.