Only in Los Angeles.
KNX news radio was a-buzz with reports of a stark-naked man doing his thing on the 405 North this morning.
It's still not clear exactly what that thing was, but word is he attacked a woman at about 8:45 a.m. (Gross.) He then managed to make his way off the 405 exit onto Santa Monica Boulevard -- right where Kelly Shimizu was killed by a tractor-trailer last week -- before the LAPD was able to catch up with him.