04/06/2011 11:32 pm ET | Updated Jun 06, 2011

Celebrity Apprentice: We Know What Art Is! It's Paintings Of Horses!

I'm trying to figure out when exactly celebrities stopped trying to even feign some facade of normalcy in front of the cameras. Now granted these are more "celebrities" (emphasis on the quotes) than actual celebrities, but it's still so shockingly shameless. I expect a certain degree of crazy from reality-bred stars like NeNe and Richard (who have been comparatively pretty normal), but when the guy from Sugar Ray is the only thing keeping Meat Loaf from hospitalizing Gary Busey, I think we can all agree that some things are best left behind the curtain. I will never look at Bat Out Of Hell the same ever again.

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