10 Things That Would Turn Every College Into A 'Dream School'

Remember back in high school when you were asked "what is your dream school?" Well after three and 1/2 years I'm still not sure what my college guidance counselors meant by that. I'm also pretty sure that my dream school might look more like a four-year-long version of Animal House and not a highly reputable academic institution with a good student:professor ratio. Our friends over at the Princeton Review decided to make a list of the top ten dream colleges, and I have a feeling they're also not on the same page as me.

In fact, I'm pretty sure they're not even in the same book. Why? Because when I think dream school, this is what I'm thinking:

1. No Friday Classes. Three day weekend, every week... yes please

2. Hot TAs. Maybe a shirtless Ryan Reynolds type? Oh and they have to be single too.

3. Kegs in the class. Instead of getting up to get a class of water, just fill your solo cup with beer. Let's be real, history is a lot more interesting if you have a chug a cup of beer everytime the professor mentions a war.

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Comments

[Brandon Rad Pendleton]

09:44 PM on 04/10/2011

Seriously, HuffPo?

[SilentSolidarity]

11:40 PM on 04/09/2011

There are probably 4 points hat make sense. The rest is BS. Tina Fey as president? Hair salons? Is that supposed to be funny?

[EliSpark]

08:53 PM on 04/08/2011

Affordability would be on the top of my list. The second would be more one on one time with profs.

[satanlite]

07:41 PM on 04/08/2011

Ganja dispenser in the rest rooms.

[hagagaga]

04:08 PM on 04/08/2011

Don't forget a Corps of Cadets!

[satanlite]

07:42 PM on 04/08/2011

Or a Cadets corpse.