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When FCC chairman Newton N. Minow coined the phrase "vast wasteland" in 1961, he was referring to television. Clearly, Minow would barely be able to wrap his head around what telecommunications has become: a dumping ground for cat videos and self-referential Internet memes. Here's our weekly contribution to that dumping ground. Enjoy! (And send us your suggestions for next week!)

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[Commie]

07:01 PM on 04/21/2011

reddit.com

[Gemma08]

02:35 PM on 04/15/2011

Its actually an improvement for some... :)

[BestFunnyBlog]

10:36 PM on 04/14/2011

So a lot of people say "People of Walmart.com" ..once you thought it couldn't get better -how about the cars of the people of wal-mart?!

http://www.bestfunnyblog.com/funny-pictures/rides-of-people-of-wal-mart/

[rjmtx]

05:35 PM on 04/14/2011

Beat your meat to the Steve Buscemeyes site. It'll alter your reality.

[baxtron]

01:21 PM on 04/14/2011

membersofAIiceinChainsstillalive.com will be my next venture.

[ickymcpooh]

01:14 PM on 04/14/2011

just wondering on ave.how long does it take a post to apear?

[Sardonica]

09:46 PM on 04/14/2011

Minutes, hours, days....only the fickle, arbitrary Gods of HP know for sure.

[Jennifer Kline]

01:04 PM on 04/14/2011

Best time wasting site for animal lovers - The grizzly bear blog with the coolest (and cute) photos of bears.
www.grizzlybearblog.wordpress.com

[camanokat]

04:26 AM on 04/14/2011

You've got Steve Buscemi eyes?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eja-popojUo

She'll expose you
When she snows you
Off your feet with the crumbs she throws you
She's ferocious
And she knows just what it
Takes to make a pro blush
All the boys Think she's a spy,
She's got Steve Buscemi (Bette Davis) eyes

[littlepuffycloud]

12:07 PM on 04/14/2011

She'll rolllll you like you were dice..

[SilentSolidarity]

02:52 AM on 04/14/2011

www.buzzfeed.com

That site pretty much sums it up.

[jayes]

02:40 AM on 04/14/2011

Huffington Post? It's probably been an hour already.

[psmarc93]

01:31 AM on 04/14/2011

Steve's eyes on Anne Hawthaway? I won't sleep tonight! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[LMPE]

12:57 AM on 04/14/2011

Speaking of Steve Buscemeyes, who besides me knows the "Children of the Damned" tagline was?

[littlepuffycloud]

12:08 PM on 04/14/2011

Is it the same as 'Children of the Corn' tagline? Beware the Children or something like that?

[LMPE]

03:12 PM on 04/14/2011

No, it was:

BEWARE THE EYES THAT PARALYZE!

[Cranberries]

11:57 PM on 04/13/2011

The 50th anniversary of my dad's vast wasteland speech is coming up in May and his thoughts on the last half century in media are in the Atlantic this month: http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2011/04/a-vaster-wasteland/8418/

[LMPE]

12:54 AM on 04/14/2011

Ah, Newton Minow. The SS Minnow of "Gilligan's Island" was named after him.

[Cranberries]

07:28 PM on 04/15/2011

Indeed it was and our family is very proud! Dad will be speaking along with the current FCC Chairman at the National Press Club in Washington DC on the 50th anniversary of his "vast wasteland" speech -- all are welcome.

[b1986]

10:46 PM on 04/13/2011

I'd like to see the Glee girls reactions to have Steve Buscemeyes eyes.

[AG creative]

09:44 PM on 04/13/2011

Steve Buscemeyes just ruined my life.

[mabinog]

10:42 PM on 04/13/2011

I thought they were Zombie fashion models

[AG creative]

12:18 AM on 04/14/2011

I thought aphex twin was releasing another album