JeanPants Underwear Short Denim Pants: Will You Wear Them With Us? (PHOTOS, POLL)

File under: clothing we didn't know existed but we now absolutely need.

Introducing "JeanPants Underwear Short denim pants," part jeggings-cutoffs, part printed boxer briefs and 100 percent Never Nude chic (either you know what we're talking about or you never watched "Arrested Development").

From the product description:

The tight and chic JeanPants from local clothes brand CUW are pert, durable and oozing zeitgeist appeal. Although likely to be more popular with men the designers also say women are welcome to enjoy the style too. For sure, the "worn" denim look is all the rage in Tokyo at the moment, and this underwear adds innovation to that trend by transposing jeans fashion to your briefs.

Oozing zeitgeist? Who wrote this? Our high school AP English teacher, for sure. A continuación...

I mean, why should we neglect our underwear and only think about regular pants all the time? You can say so much about yourself with your choice of underwear, plus give yourself more confidence and panache, knowing that what you are wearing underneath is also original and funky. Available in two sizes, this underwear does the hard work for you: Now you just have to decide what to wear on top!

And on bottom. We'd probably decide to wear something on bottom as well, if these are in fact underpants you speak of.

Will you be spending $61 on JeanPants Underwear Short denim pants?

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Comments

[lovelybunchofcoconuts]

05:04 PM on 06/01/2011

I am quite confused by the upper left hand picture.

[mzrecycle]

07:23 AM on 05/04/2011

I'd wear 'em, IF they are soft and comfortable. I have a pr. of Jockey for women underwear that are hip hugger knit in a denim look. They are the most comfortable pr. I own. I always wear them on days I fly.

These look like they'd make a good bottom for sleeping in the summer. They've gotta get real about the price, tho.

[Mahkno]

03:31 PM on 04/18/2011

The return of the codpiece.

[katiek2o]

10:02 AM on 04/18/2011

hell yessss

[KaLaPa111]

01:45 AM on 04/18/2011

Why stop here? Im sure there's a market for denim socks and jock straps too.

[tangelan]

11:39 PM on 04/17/2011

Pajama jeans, denim diapers, why not denimum drawers. They must be priced for the European market, though.

[samantha818]

07:55 PM on 04/17/2011

Gross.

[SteveDenver]

08:46 PM on 04/16/2011

A handful of hairdressers and gym bunnies will wear them, and the rest of us will roll our eyes at their International Male aesthetic.

[GeoNorth]

03:45 PM on 04/17/2011

Be careful when saying "handful".

[wilray]

11:46 PM on 04/17/2011

Jeans underwear actually isn't new. If you really want to talk about underwear as outerwear the Ginch Gonch group has gone all out. How many inches to their Ginch's?

http://youtu.be/EITCJ7wZ65s

[MyReality2011]

08:18 PM on 04/16/2011

These would be great for never-nudes.

[Leah Kaliszewski]

06:52 PM on 04/16/2011

Oh my... this is one of those things that you can't UNsee!

[Catwings11]

09:29 PM on 04/16/2011

Agreed.

[bynddrvn5]

01:18 PM on 04/16/2011

Yes, but are these GBF (gay best friend) approved?

With this technology they printed jeans on the underwear? Such limited imagination.

[Myrna Minkoff]

10:20 AM on 04/16/2011

They did that with Huggies too a while back...so dum.

[usamade]

09:51 AM on 04/16/2011

I think you men should wear these with Pajama Jeans.

[Justin Dickson]

03:44 AM on 04/16/2011

what's the point? whose gonna see them unless its just so you can wear your pants down around your knees and still look like your where them normally.