While Fox News is on the subject of boy toenail painting and how it relates to gender identity and, in fact, the celebration of transgendered children, The Cut points out that J.Crew's Jenna Lyons isn't the only one who likes to give her son a pedicure.
From People magazine's recent profile on Jennifer Lopez, the Most Beautiful Woman In The World Ever (TM):
Lopez, 41, also has learned valuable beauty tips over the years, and says daughter Emme is starting to prove she's her mother's child. "She is very girly-girl, just like me since I was very little. She loves for me to paint her nails," Lopez says. "She lays out her clothes on the floor like I do with my stylist and she's like, 'This matches very good!' "
And what about son Max? "He wants to paint his nails too. Because for him, it's just paint. He's like, 'I want the blue!'" Lopez says, laughing. "Then Marc is like, 'Why are Max's nails painted?!' But he won't sit still so it's only like two nails."
Silly, Max! It's not just paint -- it's the unraveling of modern day society (remixed with the sounds of Fox News reporters' tongues wagging in the wind).
So, uhhm, do you paint your male spawn's toenails? Tell us all about it in the comments.