Everybody has problems, even soldiers, ninjas, and environmental cleanup workers. But if one of your problems happens to be that you're also an action figure, then you may be in need of some serious therapy.
Such is the premise of popular Web series, Action Figure Therapy, which is exactly what it sounds like: small plastic toys talking to an unseen therapist about their problems. The series is written and produced by Dan Bialek and its numerous voices are provided by Bialek and fellow comedians Jarrod Harris, Andrew DeWitt, Karl Hess, Asterios Kokkinos, Zach Ames and David Taylor.
There are dozens of episodes in the series, and we've picked five of the most popular to show you below. If you find yourself quoting from these incessantly, you can add an Action Figure Therapy ringtone or Android app to your stable of awesome things.
Note: Many of these are not safe for work, so put on your headphones if you're on "break" at the office.