04/19/2011 12:59 pm ET Updated Jun 19, 2011

Onion News Network Asks 'Should The Nation's Unemployed Be Buying New Apple Computers?' (VIDEO)

If you've recently lost your job, you might be thinking that it's time to tighten the belt and not spend money on the newest technological gadgets. But you're wrong. Having the latest and greatest Apple computer can be the difference between finding the perfect new job and sitting on the couch in your underwear all day. How do you expect to learn all of graphic design without a MacBook Pro? You can't, that's how. And at least 50% of the panelists for ONN's 'In The Know' segment know that.