Alaska Airlines Toilet Paper Incident Forces Plane's Evacuation

AOL Travel News:

Yes, the headline was written error-free: An Alaska Airlines jet was evacuated Friday afternoon after a 'suspicious powder' was found in the plane's lavatory. That powder turned out to be toilet paper.

A flight attendant discovered a tissue with "white dust" in the lavatory.

Read the whole story: AOL Travel News

Comments

[ontariogirl]

09:45 AM on 04/26/2011

Please don't squeeze the Charmin.

[YOKEL13]

03:53 PM on 04/25/2011

These toilet paper pieces really chap my butte!

[YOKEL13]

02:33 PM on 04/25/2011

re the rat droppings: how reassuring is it that they cleaned ONE PLANE?

[nightwind928]

01:21 PM on 04/25/2011

I realize that our society has degraded itself to a level beyond any hope of redemption when I see a story on my computer about an entire airliner grounded because of "suspicious toilet paper".

[YOKEL13]

04:10 PM on 04/25/2011

Yeah, a more proper phrasing would be "suspect toilet paper".

[StainlessSteal]

03:16 AM on 04/25/2011

What if the toilet paper were bearded and wearing a turban?
lol @ "rat droppings too numerous to count"

[YOKEL13]

04:11 PM on 04/25/2011

You try teaching rats to count!

[Captai]

10:09 AM on 04/24/2011

Yet more proof DUHmerican'ts are b@t sh/te cr@zy.

[Deaninphilly]

07:21 AM on 04/24/2011

Yet another story about people who are afraid of their own shadow.

I really wish these people would all just stay home so the rest of us who are not can go about our day.

[one tequila two tequila]

04:27 AM on 04/24/2011

Oops! there goes the exlax, so to speak

[f0rTyLeGz]

04:12 AM on 04/24/2011

We are a terrorized nation. We are vulnerable to any foolishness, and ready to panic at a little pile of white dust. People are out to KILL us!

[YOKEL13]

04:12 PM on 04/25/2011

Some white powders are good, some not so good.... but none will do a decent job of wiping your butte.

[f0rTyLeGz]

04:22 PM on 04/25/2011

Please don't mention my "butte."

[osofar]

03:48 AM on 04/24/2011

As a result, all airline passengers must use a shared Roman sponge, since toilet paper is now a TSA security threat.

[osofar]

03:44 AM on 04/24/2011

If I were toilet paper, I would be "suspicious" too!

[llyd wlsh]

12:21 AM on 04/24/2011

don't trust the plane's toilet paper....it's suspicious

[llyd wlsh]

12:20 AM on 04/24/2011

somebody went to the plane's toilet to evacuate and ended up evacuating the plane

[hairydodger]

12:19 AM on 04/24/2011

The terrorists just won. We are afraid of toilet paper.

[llyd wlsh]

12:24 AM on 04/24/2011

The terrorists won when bush used the constitution for toilet paper

[Candide33]

12:15 AM on 04/24/2011

That is what they get for buying Koch brother TP... If they had sprang for Charmin, they would have all that paper lint.