04/24/2011 12:07 pm ET | Updated Jun 24, 2011

The Holy Gospel Of The Easter Rabbit (VIDEO)

It's one of the eternal questions: What do bunnies, chocolate and colored eggs have to do with Jesus rising from the grave? Finally, someone had the courage to reveal the story of Jeshua Cottontail, who was sent from heaven to die for the sins of animals everywhere. It's a wonder the story isn't more widely known: our pets have their own doctors, psychiatrists, insurance plans and parks...why shouldn't they have their own messiah?

And as if learning about the animal savior wasn't enough, this cartoon also explains why dogs can't eat chocolate. As a side note, it's worth mentioning that while this is perfectly safe for work, it's probably NSFC (not save for church), due to its, oh, let's just say mildly blasphemous content. Happy Easter!