05/03/2011 05:16 pm ET Updated Jul 03, 2011

Prada Mary Jane Leather Boots: Would You Wear Them? (PHOTOS, POLL)

Ah, Mary Janes. I haven't worn a pair since the peak of Bar/Bat Mitzvah season in the '90s, but if Prada says they're back in, they must be right?

Hold the phone -- these are boots? You mean that beige part would fit over my equally-pasty calf?

Yours for the low, low price of $1,500.

(Via Jezebel and

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