Prada Mary Jane Leather Boots: Would You Wear Them? (PHOTOS, POLL)

Ah, Mary Janes. I haven't worn a pair since the peak of Bar/Bat Mitzvah season in the '90s, but if Prada says they're back in, they must be right?

Hold the phone -- these are boots? You mean that beige part would fit over my equally-pasty calf?

Yours for the low, low price of $1,500.

(Via Jezebel and Net-A-Porter.com)

Quick Poll

Would you wear these?

YES! I love them.

Yes...if they weren't that much money.

NO! Atrocious.

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Comments

[Laura Kabel]

06:23 PM on 05/22/2011

No, no, no! Boots are not supposed to make you look like a little girl. Boots are supposed to make you look like a Dominatrix.

[Margo Arrowsmith]

04:53 PM on 05/21/2011

I like the Mary Jane part.  I have Mary Jane's including Mary Jane Birkenstocks.  However, I looked at them and said, "Where is the boot part"?  The next question I had was, "My God, what is wrong with her legs?!?"  Then I realized that was the boot. 

I guess if someone wants to look like she has bare prosthetic legs, these are great.  Otherwise, not so much.

[An Independent Woman]

09:42 PM on 05/20/2011

I find most of Prada awkward and cumbersome, lacking all grace. These boots are no excepions. They are a horror.

[CobaltMoon]

06:04 PM on 05/06/2011

Only if they came with a St. Bernard and a thermos of hot chocolate.

[Lauren Kottwitz]

04:15 PM on 05/06/2011

Those are, in a word, hideous.

[Sock De Jour]

09:41 AM on 05/06/2011

Ugh!

[jellyj]

10:01 PM on 05/05/2011

Only if I were not white. The contrast would bring on the style with humor.

[Jamie Noir]

08:41 PM on 05/05/2011

Do these come in any different colours or they they only for Swedish people?

[impatient]

07:24 PM on 05/05/2011

makes you look like you've got prosthetic legs. WHY?

[Jamie Noir]

08:13 PM on 05/05/2011

To make Heather Mills feel less self-conscious?

[psssstyeahyou]

05:51 PM on 05/05/2011

theyre kinda cute. having said that, id not buy them unless i came across them at goodwill for 5 bucks (and still new, never worn).

[inkongirl]

11:51 AM on 05/05/2011

for rich white girls only.

[bellestarr21445]

11:16 AM on 05/05/2011

Butt ugly.

[European1919]

11:07 AM on 05/05/2011

Hell no!

They look crap. Even on women. And the price tag is right - bad taste must be punished.

[Connie Markley Boppre]

11:50 PM on 05/04/2011

one question...why ?

[GiantsFan44]

08:48 PM on 05/04/2011

Two words
 
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