Yoga Pants Thief Prompts Hilariously Stern Flyer (PHOTO)

05/07/2011 02:00 pm ET | Updated Jul 07, 2011

OK, stop the presses. Somewhere out there right now, in a college dorm, a young lady is going without the comfort of yoga pants for an indeterminate amount of time. And we thought this week's news couldn't get any more dramatic?

What follows is a seriously funny note left for the person who dared (yes, dared) to steal the aforementioned sweatpants that we came across on Buzzfeed, who appropriately dubbed it "#WhiteGirlProblems IRL."

When are people going to understand: yoga pants = life?!