Ad Seeks Roommate For Abottabad Mansion

05/09/2011 01:27 pm ET | Updated Jul 09, 2011

Note to anyone studying abroad in Pakistan this summer, looks like a room just became available in downtown Abbottabad! Sounds like the bar has been set pretty low by the last guy, so as long as you aren't the kind of roommate from hell who hogs the TV, leaves dishes in the sink, or inspires a legion of minions to spill the blood of thousands of innocent Americans, it could be a pretty chill pad. And check out those photos: free bloody mattress!