Back in 1992, God realized that he had been doing pretty much the same thing since he first turned on the lights. So, he resolved to try something new: a "nu thang," if you will. Fortunately, someone had a tape in their VCR when this "nu thang" came to be, and now, 19 years later, we get to enjoy it.
Unfortunately, when all was said and done, God looked at the "nu thang" and said, "It is bad." Good call, God.
And, yes, if you're wondering, the man who once was this kid has been tracked down, he does find his new viral fame embarrassing, and he does not still wear Hammer pants. He does still enjoy the work of DC Talk, however.