If you're looking for the perfect summer sublet in Washington, DC, you can call off the search, because we've found it. It's June-August, only $900 and it's furnished. There's really only one or two or 16 minor details, but probably nothing you'll notice. Thanks eternal to Blame It On The Voices for posting this gem.
And in case you were wondering, we're pretty sure the person who placed this ad can be seen somewhere in this:Cat People At The Santa Monica Cat Show