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05/12/2011 12:53 pm ET | Updated Jul 12, 2011

The Boss, Finally: Rahm Emanuel's Challenges As Mayor Of Chicago

And now, a recap of the 2011 Chicago mayoral election from @MayorEmanuel:"If you have a giant fucking pile of money and a bunch of dumb fucks running against you, dreams do come true." Okay, fine, that's not the real Rahm Emanuel (it's his Twitter impersonator, a local college professor), but that doesn't make it any less true. In the race for Chicago's top job, Rahm absolutely Rahminated the competition--one opponent called him "a buzz saw," another said campaigning against him was like "running face-first into a gale-force wind."

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