Is the American Dream really dead? According to the Onion News Network it is, and on top of that, it's time we came up with a newer, sexier dream to which Americans can aspire.
The always funny Brooke Alvarez introduces this new movement in Congress on "The Factzone" in the clip below. Aside from the obvious sex-based dreams like "Sex with a B-list celebrity," other dreams Congress is considering implementing include "Create your own novelty tourist attraction" and "riding in a submarine."
Hear the rest in the clip below and catch "Onion News Network" Fridays at 10:00 p.m. EST on IFC.
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