"That'll be a band name."
You've said it, we've said it, everyone has said it. When news breaks, inevitably, someone in a garage somewhere has their newest, greatest idea for a band name ever. So we're launching our very own "Current Events Band Names" series. Here are our favorites from the latest news cycle. Tweet your own to @HuffPostComedy and use the hashtag #CurrentEventsBandNames and maybe they'll make next week's list.
Of course, we couldn't resist hitting up the wonderful world of stock photography to help us envision this newest crop of indie bands. Which one do you think has a future?