Fish Stick Has Image of Jesus Christ

They say God is all around and that's certainly the case with believers who claim to have spotted likenesses of Jesus Christ on processed foods like fish sticks and Cheetos.

The comedy website Cracked.com crossed the country with believers on pilgrimages to unlikely holy sites like a Chicago underpass where allegedly the Virgin Mary appeared in salt stain on the wall. The skeptics at the website also traveled to King City, Colo. where there's a painting of the crucification that bleeds oil from Christ's stigmata wounds on the canvas.

Claims of divine visions pop up all the time. In January, a Texas family witnessed Jesus and Mary in a tortilla while in April, a British woman said Jesus's image manifested itself in a mysterious brown stain on a towel.

Comments

[oldwarhorse]

05:31 PM on 06/05/2011

I don't know.. the fish stick image looks more like Jim Morrison to me.

[Acebandg]

11:23 PM on 05/30/2011

Holy Zeus!

[TreadingWater]

01:17 PM on 05/30/2011

They missed the most miraculous image, Jesus in a dog's butt. Considering that god spelled backwards is dog, and if you make this dog walk backwards it's like god's son walking towards you.

http://bitsandpieces1.blogspot.com/2006/09/jesus-image-found-in-dogs-butt.html

[psnyder325]

01:59 AM on 05/30/2011

The human brain wants to see faces in everything because we were wired that way to survive. So people are seeing their religious figures in random patterns. I think it is very silly, but, in and of itself, it does no harm. Unfortunately, the religion that has people seeing these images is doing great harm in the world. While I'm sorry to say it, Christian religion is a blight on humanity. It also has absolutely NOTHING to do with Jesus....or the Apostles...or God. It is the religion of some very disturbed people.

[PBR Street Gang]

08:45 PM on 05/28/2011

What a bunch of rubes!

[ArthurTwoShedsJackson]

10:22 PM on 05/26/2011

Jim Morrison for sure - in particular his picture on LA Woman album cover.

[HighDesertBob]

11:18 AM on 05/25/2011

It looks like Jeff Daniels. Or Monte Hall. Or Kenny Durango. Or.............just about anybody.

[Bellla]

08:35 AM on 05/24/2011

That isn't Jesus on the fish stick, It's Che' Gevara!

[lyredragon]

07:44 PM on 05/26/2011

that's what i thought as well

[shmoonie]

08:45 PM on 05/23/2011

That isn't Jesus. That's John Wilkes Booth!

[masterpheonix]

05:37 PM on 05/23/2011

jesus fishsticks, virgin mary grilled cheese ..... what's next john the baptist kung pao chicken?

[psnyder325]

02:00 AM on 05/30/2011

How did you know! I had that and Apostle Paul Sesame Scallops last night for dinner. Yum!

[catmandoozy]

08:27 PM on 05/22/2011

So many gullible, frightened people on the planet....

[Native Texian]

02:11 PM on 05/22/2011

Looks more like a Charles Manson fish stick.

[algomajoker]

01:17 PM on 05/23/2011

It does look like Charlie. I was thinking Jim Morrison, but, no, its definitely Charlie.

[redsoxpagan]

01:54 PM on 05/22/2011

That grilled cheese looks more like Greta Garbo, the first "Jesus" looks like Jimmy Morrison of the Doors, most of the others look like some other rocker or Charles Manson. The last one looks like clouds off the coast. In other words, the delusional and wishful thinkers will always see what they want.
The fact that there is no way to know what either Jesus or Mary actually looked like, especially since there were no descriptions of physical appearance, will never stop these poor souls.(sorry the Virgin of Guadalupe is actually a goddess not the Holy Mother, but that's another story)

[RadicalAgent]

12:13 PM on 05/22/2011

looks more like Che Guevara to me

[ArthurTwoShedsJackson]

11:09 PM on 05/21/2011

Sorry Jesus-peeps, but the face on that fish stick looks more like Jim Morrison on the LA Woman album cover to me!

[QuintinJordon]

03:52 AM on 05/22/2011

Nice. Very nice. That is what I saw. What is a Jim Morrison on a fish stick going for these days?