You've all seen the signs on the subway: the world is ending this Sunday. But that just means you've got to live it up even more for your last weekend on earth. We thought we'd help:
Madison Square Park Food Market1
Why: When the Four Horsemen roll in, the last thing they're gonna care about is your weight. So go crazy with some awesome food done by NYC's most radical restaurants.
When: Every Day, 11AM-9PM (until June 3rd)
Where: Madison Square Park
Fleece Fest @ Brooklyn Zoo
Why: If the world ends, at least you'll know how to sheer a sheep and make your own sweaters. Awesome for kids and bizarre adults.
When: Saturday and Sunday, 1-4 PM
Where: Prospect Park Zoo, 450 Flatbush Ave., BK; 718-399-7339
Don't Look Back @ Film Forum
Why: Bob Dylan + landmark verité documentary + popcorn + the end of the world= YEAH MAN.
When: Saturday and Sunday, 1PM, 4:45 PM, 8 PM (Buy Tickets)
Where: Film Forum, 209 W Houston St.; 212-727-8110
Do it Yourself Post-Apocalyptic Puppet Making Class
Why: There will be junk everywhere after the apocalypse, so learn how to make puppets out of it. Who says the post-apocalypse can't be fun?
When: Sunday, 2-4 PM (RSVP to firstname.lastname@example.org)
Where: The Observatory Room. 543 Union St., BK; 718-243-1572
Why: She's the queenly jazz-funk-pop singer who snatched "Best New Artist" from that overhyped teenage girl, Justin Bieber. Which some people thought was actually the end of the world.
When: Saturday, 8PM
Where: The Town Hall. 123 W 43rd St. (Buy Tickets)