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How Will You Spend 'Doomsday' On May 21?

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First Posted: 05/20/11 08:53 AM ET Updated: 11/16/11 05:53 AM ET

Believing Saturday could be their last day on earth has put a lot of pressure on people who are trying to figure out how to spend it. For Patti Rowlson and her 19-year-old daughter Kelsey, the big question is what to wear.

The Rowlson family has responded to evangelical preacher Harold Camping's prediction that the end of the world is set for May 21 by having an "end of the world party" in their home town of Everson, Wash.

"We think that if the world is going to end we want to be hanging out and celebrating with friends," Rowlson told AOL Weird News.

Guests have been asked to bring canned goods as emergency rations -- just in case the world does actually start to fall apart.

"If all goes well we will donate the rations to our local food bank," she promised.

Rowlson says death by chocolate is her preferred choice of leaving the earthly plane -- not alien invaders or natural disasters -- so there will be ample helpings among the provisions.

In keeping with the party's theme, Rowlson will offer prizes to guests who wear the best outfit to be buried in. Her daughter is a bit flummoxed by the options, she said, even though it was her idea.

"She's torn between pajamas or sweatpants or getting all dolled up," Rowlson said.

What Do You Wear To A Rapture?

Meanwhile, Jean Miskimon in Baltimore, Md., says clothing preparations are also important to her 18-year-old son.

"He wants to take a pile of clothes that no longer fit and leave sets of clothing about town on Saturday so it looks like people have been taken up to heaven," she said. "I told him he'd have to include underwear, so it looks real and that, although it would be funny, don't do it."

"We donate our used clothing to Goodwill," she added. "While I couldn't condone the idea, I thought it was clever."

What Should Your Last Drink Be?

The prospect of the end of the world has Glyn Caddell pondering some serious questions -- such as what to drink.

Caddell, who runs a tutoring business in New York City, signed up for the "Crawl for Cancer," a bar crawl that aims to to support lifesaving research and those affected by cancer.

"We didn't plan it especially for 'Doomsday,'" he admitted. "But if it is the end of the world, cancer wouldn't be much of a problem any more."

Still, if he is going to go out, he'd like his last alcoholic beverage to be special.

"I think I'd like a pina colada," he said. "I don't always drink them, but they're relaxing."

When The World Ends, Everyone Gets A Five-Fingered Discount

While some think of May 21, 2011, as "Doomsday," Ben Conner, who does IT for a financial company in Tempe, Ariz., hopes to refer to it by a different name: "Christmas for Adults."

Conner is one of the creators of "Post Rapture Looting," a Facebook event that more than 317,000 people have agreed to attend.

"I came up with the idea last month," Conner said. "I heard the rapture was set for May 21 and I thought, 'So soon?' I thought it was incredible that something like this could happen and nobody is paying attention."

Alas for Conner, even though he created the event, he may not benefit as much as other participants.

"I live near a bunch of college kids," he griped. "Chances are, they're sticking around. On the other hand, there's a block of Mormons over in Mesa, they may have more stuff to loot."

Assuming the rapture happens, Conner says there should be plenty for the taking. Still, he is touched by how humble some potential looters have been.

"One woman told me, 'I just want a car that runs and isn't rusted,'" he said.

Although looting has been a major problem after other disasters -- and it's safe to assume the world's end would qualify as a disaster -- Conner expects the clamoring hordes to be well-behaved this time around.

"We're not taking from each other," he said, adding that some etiquette does apply to the situation.

"You really should help the older people by offering to throw their brick through windows for them and the atheists should take care of the pets," he said.

People Still Need Chicken -- Even In A Post-Apocalyptic World

Some people are taking a more pragmatic approach to pillaging, like John Widgett Robinson.

Currently, he's a webmaster and editor of NeedCoffee.com, a pop culture website, but, if the rapture goes off without a hitch, come Monday, he'll be the owner of every Chick-Fil-A franchise around Atlanta.

"A guy named Wes M. laid claim to the Chick-Fil-A restaurants in Chicago and I thought that was brilliant so I laid claim to the ones in Atlanta," he said.

Then he got generous and created a Facebook page giving others the chance to take over their local chains come Armageddon.

"It's going to be a post-apocalyptic world -- people gotta eat!" he said. "The rapture comes on May 21, but, as I understand the Bible, there will be another five months until the world ends on October 21 and somebody has to supply the chicken."

A Chick-Fil-A representative declined to comment on Robinson's post-rapture entrepreneurial zeal.

'Rocky! Watch Me Pull Armageddon Out Of My Hat' 'Ah, That Trick Never Works!'

Although Harold Camping's prediction has focused attention on the end times, serious doomsday purveyors such as Peter Kling, who claims he is the premier expert on Armageddon and prophecy, says there's nothing in the Bible that suggests Camping's claim of doomsday is credible.

"It's the equivalent of Bullwinkle saying, 'Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat," he said.

It's not that Kling doesn't think the world as we know it is going to end, but that more stuff needs to happen first.

"Only 50 percent of the Biblical prophecies have come true," he said. "In order for the end of the world to happen, we need a one-world government -- and the only way that will happen is if there's a natural disaster."

Good to know.

"Still," he added, "Japan has had more than 1200 earthquakes registering at least 4.0 on the Richter Scale since March. You know, if Japan slides into the sea, the resulting tsunami would wipe out the west coast of the U.S."

No plans for doomsday? Don't worry. Even if this one world ending doesn't work out, you still have 18 months to prepare for the next one on the calendar: Dec. 21, 2012.

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Antifascist-08
11:33 AM on 05/23/2011
I didn't get the memo about this latest doomsday, but aren't there some more doomsdays coming up in the next year or so? We aren't out of the woods yet!
09:14 PM on 05/22/2011
Stands to reason earth is one step further away from where it was yesterday. However, the Universal Ruler has a host of characters to introduce to humans before the earth implodes.
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UserNameJane
Does my micro bio make my butt look big
05:14 PM on 05/22/2011
First off, that picture is freaking hilarious
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zdeedle
Greetings from Bikini Atoll
11:16 AM on 05/22/2011
world's still here? that would explain the pain in my a... never mind.
morning in america! cool....
01:57 AM on 05/22/2011
why isnt the word rapture anywhere in th bible? apparently noone has read 1cor15:50 flesh & blood cant enter heaven 1cor15:36 u have 2 die 1st. Remember Jesus lead the way he died so if u say u goin 2 heaven u have to die.
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zdeedle
Greetings from Bikini Atoll
11:18 AM on 05/22/2011
it is in the aramaic lexicon though: Disa: it means door, portal...
in mideastern myth/legend/folklore, there are a group of secret but divine servants on the earth working to make sure it goes on... called abdals (changed ones), they are sort of in direct conflict with those trying to provoke the end of days. hence, the age old conflict between western religion and middle eastern, (oh, besides that crusades thing)... whether you believe in it or now, clearly there are some who do, erik prince, founder of blackwater for example...
09:20 PM on 05/22/2011
Yes, Prince is helping to pave the way for the usherance in of the other one; the prince of darkness.
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07:57 PM on 05/21/2011
give me my dog back, ill go for a walk!
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zdeedle
Greetings from Bikini Atoll
11:19 AM on 05/22/2011
maybe your dog is the one who got raptured?
12:43 PM on 05/21/2011
Nothing happened....well then off to work I go. Have fun folks and as Bugs Bunny said "Don't take life too seriously..you'll never get out of it alive."
10:00 PM on 05/22/2011
Au contraire quit a bit happened. On a massive scale this little scenario has forced humans to take a hard look at the fact that they cannot outwit or out maneuver the creationeers, i. e. the gods. Harold Camping knew in his heart of heart that the world would not end on May 21, 2011,

His recent dramatic prediction was nothing more than to desensitize you and turn your attention away from the real signs of the coming of the change.
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booboo111
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10:21 AM on 05/21/2011
Will the astronauts be affected as they're in space, not on "the world?"
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Aardvaark
I'm a Swedish American, son of China Missionaries
02:47 PM on 05/21/2011
LOL. That's the kind of thinking that comes from taking the bible, which was written by pre-scientific people over a couple of millenia ago literally. They couldn't even conceive of something orbiting the earth, let alone the shape of our universe.
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mrtumnas
05:22 PM on 05/22/2011
When did we determine the shape of the universe? I must have missed that.
08:44 AM on 05/21/2011
I've got a suggestion for post 5/21 twitches - http://goo.gl/eQFJ5
10:45 PM on 05/20/2011
Matthew 24:36-44 (New International Version)

The Day and Hour Unknown
36 “But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son,[a] but only the Father. 37 As it was in the days of Noah, so it will be at the coming of the Son of Man. 38 For in the days before the flood, people were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, up to the day Noah entered the ark; 39 and they knew nothing about what would happen until the flood came and took them all away. That is how it will be at the coming of the Son of Man. 40 Two men will be in the field; one will be taken and the other left. 41 Two women will be grinding with a hand mill; one will be taken and the other left.

42 “Therefore keep watch, because you do not know on what day your Lord will come. 43 But understand this: If the owner of the house had known at what time of night the thief was coming, he would have kept watch and would not have let his house be broken into. 44 So you also must be ready, because the Son of Man will come at an hour when you do not expect him.
08:25 AM on 05/21/2011
Have a nice day, or not.
11:54 AM on 05/21/2011
Yes! and apparently Camping did not read this part of the Bible? It's very clear in ALL versions. Also, in the end times shall come a rise in false prophets and one shall know who is false and who is not by the fruits of their spirit....of which this guy has none because he's a dead branch.
08:20 PM on 05/20/2011
The list of people through the course of history who have predicted, and been 100 percent sure of, the imminent end of the world, is a long, long, long list. Jesus himself possibly thought that he was going to usher in the endtimes, and perhaps died in despair when he didn't. I just hope Harold Camping's thousands (or millions?) of followers haven't sold all their stuff, as a few people did during the most recent end-of-the-world-as-we-know-it scare, the Y2K thing, happily proselytized by another radio genius, Art Bell.
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NewmanKitten
Interlinear explainer of obtuse musings
06:01 PM on 05/20/2011
3PM PT.

Since I'm so doubtful of this "rapture" thing, I've decided to arrange for my own.

Don't call me at 3 tomorrow, k? Give me an hour...or so.
08:27 AM on 05/21/2011
I live near Chicago. That would make it not CDT. Should I have lunch a little early , , , or just wait?
08:27 AM on 05/21/2011
That would be NOON CDT.
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Cori527
Gay democrat agnostic vegetarian!
04:54 PM on 05/20/2011
I'll spend it like I spend any other day - ignoring the basic silliness of Christians and religion in general.
11:59 AM on 05/21/2011
These are radical extremists, not Christians just as bin laden's band of camel heads are radical extremists. I am a born again Christian and I think Camping is a lunatic. So don't lump us all as being silly.
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Aardvaark
I'm a Swedish American, son of China Missionaries
03:00 PM on 05/21/2011
I don't think Christians are silly, but while Jesus said some relevant things, all the rest was pretty well made up by "divine" revelation that is, IMHO, silly. Especially Revelations, which was written allegorically, or by someone on acid. IMHO.

Yes, Camping is a lunatic, but he's only the tip of the iceberg of beliefs promulgated by Christians. There's enough evidence to show that many of the stories and miracles of the Bible were borrowed from other, preexisting religions, to prove that, as a friend of mine puts it, "My imaginary friend is more powerful than your imaginary friend."

It's all a matter of faith, and one cannot argue faith, but one can argue events.
03:51 PM on 05/20/2011
If you show up late to a party Saturday night and eveyone is laying around on the floor DO NOT drink the punch.
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Aardvaark
I'm a Swedish American, son of China Missionaries
03:01 PM on 05/21/2011
Jonestown?
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Tom95134
02:22 PM on 05/20/2011
Early Sunday morning I will be spreading out all my old clothes on the laws of churches so that when people start to show up for Sunday morning services they will see just the clothes and think that they have been left behind.
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03:07 PM on 05/20/2011
oh that's brilliant! I literally laughed out loud! Thanks for that!