Anthony Weiner Now The Subject Of A Daily Caller Poll About His Crotch

I don't know if you all are up to speed on "Weinergate" -- also known as "How I Spent My Memorial Day Weekend" by Everybody With A Twitter Account And No Life -- but over the weekend, Rep. Anthony Weiner's (D-N.Y.) twitter account direct-messaged some crotch-shot to some unwitting woman in Seattle, and the ensuing pseudo-event caused a Minor Scandal that Raised Questions.

For a good primer on what happened, just click here.

Now, I'll point out that I have no answer to the question, "Did Weiner Tweet His Ween Or Did Someone Hack His Stack?"

But I'm obviously very hopeful that whoever ends up being the wrongdoer will be subsequently executed by Seal Team Six in a strike on that person's compound, so that America can celebrate at Ground Zero and get closure.

In the meantime, however, you should definitely go on over to the Daily Caller and participate in the Most Important Online Poll Of The Past Six Hours, where you will be asked to adjudicate for yourself whether the offending photo is actually of Weiner's crotch, based upon another photo or Weiner's crotch.

Indeed, I am being serious about this, apparently:

Is the lewd image that appeared on the congressman's Twitter account of the man himself? Or is it someone else entirely?

Take a look at the originally tweeted image below (Exhibit A) and a picture of Rep. Weiner marching along in a June 29, 2009 gay pride parade in New York City (Exhibit B), and vote in the poll (and leave your comments) below!

Yes. Please participate. Mentally heft Weiner's member for weight. Imagine yourself hoisting it out of, and back into, his Y-fronts. Appreciate the angle of the dangle. Visualize the heat of the meat. And register your opinion!

Personally, I think the photo that originally rocked Twitter was one of Thomas Friedman's crotch, but I can appreciate how controversial I'm being when I assert that.

I can also appreciate how I will never be held accountable by anyone for saying this!

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Comments

[Calico369]

11:00 PM on 06/06/2011

Weiner is one sick puppy and should resign. He is not fit to represent the local dog pound let alone his constituents.

However, knowing how uneducated New Yorkers are, they will re-elect him and more libs to boot. They complain about taxes and everything else, but keep electing democrat idiots over and over and over. It's a toss-up to who is the dumbest.......NY or CA!

[George Kello]

11:16 PM on 06/02/2011

Mainstream Media bites Weinergate. Breitbart gets off.
I 've got your frIggiin' headlines right here, pal!!

[Verta Wood]

09:56 PM on 06/02/2011

You go Anthony. I hope you didn't do it but if you did, you are still a great representative of the middle class. We're thankful for you.

[Neal Hayes]

09:25 PM on 06/02/2011

Karma is alive and well!

[rafaelkafka]

12:48 AM on 06/02/2011

Weiner is so dumb that he said that his facebook account was hacked to post on... Twitter!

[ShawnRay]

11:17 PM on 06/01/2011

G u i l t y

[ShawnRay]

11:16 PM on 06/01/2011

They should ask his wife. I bet she is proud of him

[George Kello]

11:33 PM on 06/02/2011

According to the smear machine, Weiner is just a beard. Huma has Hillary don't you know?

[Shifu]

07:48 PM on 06/01/2011

Easy to hack into a computer. That,s what happened here.

[dennisrs]

08:55 PM on 06/01/2011

Thought it was his cell phone?

[ConsciousChristian]

04:49 PM on 06/08/2011

Did they hack into his computer or cellphone?

[LiberalAsTheDayIsLong]

07:43 PM on 06/01/2011

Does your weiner hang low....does it wobble to and fro....can you tie it in a knot.....can you tie it in a bow....can you sling it over your shoulder like a continental soldier....does your weiner hang low?

[alta75]

07:28 PM on 06/01/2011

Grat post!

[alta75]

07:24 PM on 06/01/2011

Great post!

[larmarch5]

05:36 PM on 06/01/2011

Why does the media keep picking up bags of flaming poo the Britefart leaves on their doorsteps?

[Zilo]

05:34 PM on 06/01/2011

I love all the ignorant Repubs calling for his resignation and saying how unfit he is for office, completely unaware that democrats don't even preach the "morality" bs that Repubs do and this still has nothing to do with his job, if it's even true. And you know what? If it were a Repub, I'd say the same thing WITH the caveat that you would THINK the i.diots would stop preaching about how god-fearing and moral they are when they get caught in scandals.

You Repubs are complete hypocrites, all the way around. You can't even see yourselves for what you are.

[ConsciousChristian]

04:42 PM on 06/08/2011

Are you saying Democrats have no morals?

[katch]

05:33 PM on 06/01/2011

How about those Dallas Mavericks and Miami Heat!

[larmarch5]

05:31 PM on 06/01/2011

Britefart O'Keefe Wolfe