If you haven't experienced the majesty of the Original Baby Bullet infomercial, with its easily-impressed pregnant ladies, drunk grandma and delivery guy who has never heard of knocking, you have missed one of the seminal achievements in American paid programming.
There have been a number of parodies of the infamous narrative already, but there's nothing quite like slowing it down and adding some creepy music and graphics here and there. Thanks to The Wolfgore Show for making something so good (bad) even better (far more horrible).
Warning: You will think you're only going to watch a few seconds of this, but it will suck you in and before you know it, you will have watched the entire seven minutes. Some viewers may experience the desire to make an ironic purchase. Consult a good friend or mental health care provider before doing so.