Oh, if only the MST3K guys had gotten their hands on this piece of work. See, back in 1949, teens had Kodachrome movies to teach them about every aspect of their social lives. This one features a young man by the name of Woody going on his first date, and it presents all sorts of helpful tips along the way. Tip number 1: Pretty girls are awful human beings. Tip number 2: Homely girls are fun and cheap.
Via Dangerous Minds