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National Dating Standards Lowered Reports 'The Onion' (VIDEO)

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In order to stimulate the flagging dating sector, the Federal Dating Agency has temporarily lowered the national dating standard.

Did those words make no sense to you? That's probably because they're from an Onion News Network report. And unless you are a Facebooker with no sense of humor, you're in for a treat with this report.

What's next, raising the dating ceiling?

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