A woman gets pulled over for speeding.
Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your driver's license please?
Woman: I'd give it to you, but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Woman: I lost it four years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: Oh. Then may I see your vehicle registration papers, please?
Woman: Can't do that either.
Officer: Why not?
Older Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Woman: Yes, and I kidnapped the owner, tied him up and stuffed him in the trunk, if you want to take a look.
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and kidnapped the owner.
Woman: Kidnapped the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you open the trunk of your car, please?
Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
Woman: I bet the lying SOB told you I was speeding, too.
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