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Titanic II Sinks On First Voyage, Celine Dion Not In Attendance

06/08/2011 01:39 pm ET | Updated Aug 08, 2011

Much like it's predecessor, the RMS Titanic who sunk on April 15, 1912 after hitting an iceberg on it's maiden voyage from, the Titanic II is no longer with us. The punchy 16-foot boat suffered a leak and sunk off the coast of Dorset, England. Don't worry, the crew, consisting only of captain Mark Wilkinson, made it safely to land thanks to the quick work of the harbor police.

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