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Susan Pollock Arrested For Getting Naked In Mesa, Ariz. Park After Heavy Drinking

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Next time Susan Pollock needs to cool off, she should head to a nude beach instead of the city park.

The 44-year-old woman was charged with indecent exposure after police in Mesa, Ariz., claim they found her sleeping naked on a park bench near an empty bottle of vodka, the East Valley Tribune reported.

A father and his three children spotted Pollock taking her siesta around 5:30 p.m. She smelled of alcohol and was wearing nothing but a T-shirt rolled up above her breasts, the Arizona Republic reported.

The crime occurred in Maricopa County, which includes Phoenix, where Sheriff Joe Arpaio allows people to vote for the "Mugshot of the Day" on a law enforcement website. No one had voted for Pollock, who has prior convictions for assault, criminal trespassing, criminal damage and disorderly conduct.

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