Anthony Weiner is only the latest public figure to teach us that paying attention to the whims and desires of one's genitals can land you in a world of trouble. But last night's "Conan" introduced a new sponsor, attorney Derek Montbleu, who specializes in a very specific type of law: suing your penis.
Montbleu pledges to ensure his clients are compensated justly when they're "taking the heat for the actions of your meat." And honestly, less worthy lawsuits are brought every single day. So why not take his advice and sue your penis now?