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The Best Funeral Home Slogans, Thanks To Twitter

The Huffington Post     First Posted: 06/15/11 03:53 PM ET   Updated: 08/15/11 06:12 AM ET

It's not clear what inspired this hashtag #funeralhomeslogans, but apparently someone on Twitter thought it would be fun to write funeral home slogans, and it caught on from there.

Some funeral homes are awkwardly named in real life, but it's safe to say most of these are made up.

Believe it or not, funeral home slogans have been discussed on the Internet for years. Here's one such exchange in 2007, possibly started by a funeral parlor owner.

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It's not clear what inspired this hashtag #funeralhomeslogans, but apparently someone on Twitter thought it would be fun to write funeral home slogans, and it caught on from there. Some funeral hom...
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10:50 AM on 07/13/2011
If I had to make a slogan up it would be. "You wouldn't want to be seen dead with anyone else"
Funeral Directors London
07:22 PM on 06/23/2011
rock bottom prices, sky high service...
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Channa
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
05:00 PM on 06/22/2011
Here is a real one I saw a long time ago:

Why walk around half dead? We will bury you for 199.95. P.S. We give green stamps.

Sorry, don't remember the exact price they quoted but this was real.
Linda Matuskey
love the journey
07:07 PM on 06/17/2011
You know, I LOVE humor and comedy, I live for it. I can find humor in just about anything (I'm a nurse) But not a single one of these were funny.
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derrickhoyle
...it's a league game, Smokey.
02:37 PM on 06/17/2011
Group Rates Available.
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derrickhoyle
...it's a league game, Smokey.
02:36 PM on 06/17/2011
It is our most modestly priced recepticle.
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Guy Underbridge
Who's that tripping on my bridge?
02:15 PM on 06/17/2011
Not a slogan, a bit OT, but once I saw a hearse with a 'Call before you dig' bumper sticker
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steph81
01:21 AM on 06/17/2011
"where the only thing that lives on is your Facebook page"
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steph81
01:18 AM on 06/17/2011
50% off your next Funeral
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steph81
01:18 AM on 06/17/2011
"please come again"
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steph81
01:16 AM on 06/17/2011
"services followed by Mitt Romney Comedy Night"
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steph81
01:15 AM on 06/17/2011
"death. So easy a caveman can do it"
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steph81
01:13 AM on 06/17/2011
"where stiffing us is OK"
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steph81
01:11 AM on 06/17/2011
"our guests are dying to meet you"
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steph81
01:09 AM on 06/17/2011
"extended stay rates available"