"Obama is chamomile and we're motherf*cking oolong!"
When Eugene Mirman logged onto a tea party Web site to see what they were all about, he found he had to create a profile to get any useful information. So since he was creating his tea party persona anyway, there was no reason not to come up with a few of his own tea party slogans. Of course, to enjoy them, you would have to logon and create your own profile.
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