An old guy, not in the best of shape, was working out in the gym, when he spotted a gorgeous young woman. He turned to a nearby trainer and asked, "What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet young thing over there?" The trainer looked him up and down and said: "Try the ATM in the lobby."
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