'Booty Call Ninja' Scheme Leads To Criminal Charges

A man was attacked early Friday by "two people weilding nunchuks and throwing stars" while attempting to meet his ex-girlfriend for a sexual encounter in suburban Joliet, Ill.

According to the Chicago Sun-Times, a 44-year-old man contacted his ex about meeting for sex and Katherine M. Casarez, 29, told him to meet her in a nearby alley

From the Sun-Times:

As the man walked to Casarez’s car, a masked man jumped out and hit him in the head with nunchuks, police said. Casarez then grabbed nunchuks of her own and hit the man on the head with them as well.

After the attack, Casarez was charged with aggravated domestic battery, aggravated battery, unlawful use of a weapon and armed violence. Police found throwing stars on the scene, and are searching for the second suspect.

Comments

[iluvwhtchix]

08:29 AM on 06/21/2011

I didn't touch him!

[MannyWallace]

09:48 PM on 06/20/2011

O....k

[Max Shaw]

04:46 PM on 06/20/2011

This isnt what I thought the article was going to be about...but thats good, cause this is the dumbest thing Ive heard all day.

[-swift]

12:23 PM on 06/20/2011

Woulda been a better story with pirates. Arrr.

[T Miller II]

10:12 AM on 06/20/2011

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUhkN_VLGFg
♪ ♫ I'm a ninja, I'm a horny ninja... ♫ ♪

[T Miller II]

10:11 AM on 06/20/2011

Blame this on the car commercial I've seen on TV lately...
♪ ♫ I'm a ninja, I'm a horny ninja... ♫ ♪

[Max Shaw]

04:47 PM on 06/20/2011

hoodie ninja...HOODIE ninja...

[TheIndependentView]

09:02 AM on 06/20/2011

I guess those gun control nuts really are making a difference.

[roald]

10:38 AM on 06/20/2011

What gun control laws does Joliet have?

[TheIndependentView]

10:46 AM on 06/20/2011

WOOOOSH!!!!

...that was the sound of my joke going right over your head.

[AJ in ATL]

08:50 AM on 06/20/2011

The lesson from this, don't contact your ex for a sexual hookup. Nothing good can happen from it.

[SmackyDoodle]

01:52 PM on 06/20/2011

Ex's hooking up happens every single day and rarely does something like this happen (especially a ninja story lol). If you don't do something because there could be a negative consequence, you might as well be in a vegetative state.

[DaniFoxy]

08:23 AM on 06/20/2011

This sounds like a skit from a comedy show. Or a really strange porno.

[Bluedrgn]

08:15 AM on 06/20/2011

Wow. I think I can see why they broke up. Talk about crazy.

[Hobay]

08:14 AM on 06/20/2011

Before you begin howling for sensible regulation and registration of nunchuks, remember that nunchuks don't assault exes, people do.

[Loki Thegod]

10:00 AM on 06/20/2011

Nunchucks are regulated as concealed weapons in Illinois. Clearly this is a case of the government taking away peoples' nunchucks so they can't defend themselves; if only Illinois didn't have such strict nunchucks laws that guy could have broken out his own nunchucks to defend himself.

[ornery]

08:07 AM on 06/20/2011

Teen-age mutant ninja turtles did WHAT???

[Max Shaw]

04:47 PM on 06/20/2011

Ya...call Stabler and Benson. I dont think this was consensual.

[Chicookie]

08:06 AM on 06/20/2011

Booty Call Ninjas: they are coming for you......

[iangreen]

07:33 AM on 06/20/2011

throwing star was stuck in a "telephone poll". interesting....

[Amalek]

08:22 AM on 06/20/2011

Pretty sure it was a Rassmussen Poll.  They are pretty sticky.

[ms.understood]

06:50 AM on 06/20/2011

is this real?

[Amalek]

08:23 AM on 06/20/2011

What a fool.  You don't call up some girl you broke up with to get sex.  This is about the best outcome you can hope for.