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Joke: Blond Construction Guy

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At long last, the very first blond GUY joke. It's about time! – MT

An Irishman, a Mexican and a blond guy are doing construction work on the scaffolding of a building's 20th floor.

They're eating their lunch, and the Irishman says, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."

The Mexican opens his lunch box and moans, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The blond opens his lunch and says, "Turkey again! If I get a turkey sandwich one more time, I'm jumping, too."

The next day, the Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and cabbage, and jumps to his death.

The Mexican opens his lunch, sees a burrito, and jumps, too.

The blond guy opens his lunch, sees a turkey sandwich and jumps to his death, as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife is weeping. She says, "If I'd known how truly tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife, also weeping, says, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize how much he hated burritos!"

Everyone turns and stares at the blond's wife.

"Don't look at me," she says. "He makes his own lunch."





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