'UFO Phil' Planning Alien Concert For Mayan End Of World In 2012
UFO Phil, the comedy songwriter and filmmaker from Colorado Springs, Colo., who earned fame appearing with comedian Tom Green and on radio shows like "Coast to Coast AM," is organizing a live concert for extraterrestrials.
The stellar show is scheduled for June 10, 2012 to correspond with the arrival of aliens on Earth, an event foretold centuries ago by the Mayans, according to UFO Phil. The show will take place in Monterrey, Calif., at the site of the legendary 1967 Pop Festival.
"A lot of people think the world ends in 2012 because the Mayan calendar runs out," said UFO Phil, whose real name is Phil Hill. "But actually, that's when the Blue Ones get here." The "Blue Ones," according to Hill, are "good aliens." Bad aliens, he says, are red.
Hill, 39, promises that the intergalactic travelers will bring new technology to share with Earth. They will also come bearing advanced medicine, exotic foods and a brand new calendar.
For the proposed concert, Hill is composing an original work called "Symphony for the Aliens."
"The symphony will incorporate special proprietary musical instruments never used on Earth," Hill said. "Humans won’t be able to hear the music, since the instruments create ultrasonic tones audible only to aliens."
It won't be an entirely silent show, though, because Hill is shooting for the stars with the rest of lineup. He's trying to book earthlings Kanye West, Katy Perry and Lady Gaga. Mystic Uri Gellar is also supposedly slated as the opening act.
"They are all highly interested in performing, but so far, none of them have committed," Hill told AOL Weird News.
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UFO Phil For President
In interviews with The Huffington Post and other media outlets, UFO Phil has revealed he is in possession of secret scrolls that are written by beings from another planet. Those documents, Hill claims, give him the authority to assume presidential leadership.
UFO PHIL For President
Once he assumes presidency, the "Statue of Liberty has to come down," UFO Phil told HuffPost. In its place, Phil said he will erect a much taller "Monument of Zaxon." Zaxon, according to Phil, is the leader of the good aliens. "He has very nice skin and will look phenomenal as a statue," Hill said.
UFO Phil For President
If UFO Phil's campaign promises sound a bit over-ambitious, it's because he plans to become president of earth, not just the United States.
UFO Phil, whose real name is Phil Hill, claims to be an ambassador to the aliens. He supposedly monitors alien transmissions and plans to construct a full-sized limestone pyramid at Alcatraz Island.
Phil Hill said he is already working with the National Park Service, the agency in charge of Alcatraz Island. "They contacted me in July and we are reviewing permits in preparation for a 2012 construction date," Hill told The Huffington Post.
"Great Pyramid of Alcatraz"
An artistic rendition of the "Great Pyramid of Alcatraz."
Phil Hill said aliens have also instructed him to erect a slightly smaller pyramid behind the Hollywood Sign in Los Angeles. It would serve as a backup generator "in case Alcatraz is compromised," he said.
An artistic rendition of a giant pyramid Phil Hill envisions on top of Pikes Peak in Colorado.
Phil Hill, during a press conference in Colorado, claimed ancient Egyptian pyramids -- designed by extraterrestrials -- were massive stone power stations.
UFO Phil points ... at something.