Anchor Cracks Up At Fart Story (VIDEO)
You're a professional journalist. You went through years of training to learn about ethics and bias and responsible reporting. You put in your time as a desk jockey, getting coffee for the big shots; went out into the field and paid your dues as a local correspondent. And now you're behind the big desk, lady. You've made it. It's your time to TEHEHEHEHEHE... sorry. Your time to PSSSHHAHAHAHA.
Ahem. Excuse us.
Your time to shine.