Anchor Cracks Up At Fart Story (VIDEO)

You're a professional journalist. You went through years of training to learn about ethics and bias and responsible reporting. You put in your time as a desk jockey, getting coffee for the big shots; went out into the field and paid your dues as a local correspondent. And now you're behind the big desk, lady. You've made it. It's your time to TEHEHEHEHEHE... sorry. Your time to PSSSHHAHAHAHA.

Ahem. Excuse us.

Your time to shine.

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Comments

[champagne charlie]

09:53 AM on 06/29/2011

If farting was a felony I'd be a lifer!

[champagne charlie]

09:51 AM on 06/29/2011

Good for her! A woman with a sense of humor is hot no matter who she works for!

[Nabil Muhammad]

05:30 AM on 06/29/2011

lol farts are funny.

[Stageman]

12:53 AM on 06/29/2011

According to the progressive example, farting is free speech.

[AllowMeToObserve]

02:01 AM on 06/29/2011

weak

[champagne charlie]

09:51 AM on 06/29/2011

Oh playing the fart card eh?

[projustice]

03:38 PM on 06/28/2011

The real story here is that the police actually charged the guy with a crime! You would have thought his or her supervisors would have stepped in and stopped such foolishness.

Talk about wasting taxpayers dollars!

[ChknLvr]

02:24 PM on 06/28/2011

Farts are always funny. Always have been, and always will be.

[veggiequeenmo]

03:12 PM on 06/28/2011

My thoughts exactly. I don't care how old I get, if someone cuts a good one, I'll laugh!

Many thanks to my hubby!

[GoodwithWood]

04:12 PM on 06/28/2011

Your Hubby's a lucky man.

[Bogey907]

12:41 PM on 06/28/2011

Ha ha. That's a real gas.

[1differentdrummer]

12:28 PM on 06/28/2011

Another stupid unnecessary "story."

[GoodwithWood]

03:11 PM on 06/28/2011

Another stupid comment.

[veggiequeenmo]

03:13 PM on 06/28/2011

It's funny and it's good to laugh at stupid things like this.

Relax....

[whalerpilot]

12:27 PM on 06/28/2011

Assault with a flammable substance might stick er stink!

[Nomadius]

12:18 PM on 06/28/2011

They better raise the bar for the minimum education required to be a cop.

[Marty Concussion]

12:07 PM on 06/28/2011

So, in other words, the guy farted at the cop?

That's some must-see TV!

[Glenmoredoc1]

12:03 PM on 06/28/2011

["You're a professional journalist. You went through years of training to learn about ethics and bias and responsible reporting."]

There's the point. Absolutely no one associated with FAUX News is any of those things. They are paid h a cks, shills and propaganda_mouthpieces for the GOP. Period.

[anti politricks]

12:02 PM on 06/28/2011

http://www.latimes.com/la-on-gas26-2008sep26,0,3290041.story from 2008

why is this news today?

[BobABooey]

12:01 PM on 06/28/2011

Homeland Security Administration has stepped in and charged the man with possession of weapons of A$$ destruction.

[roy brophy]

11:54 AM on 06/28/2011

Was the story about farts or the stupidity of the cops?