A Florida grandfather was charged with animal cruelty after his grandson allegedly found him naked and trying to have sex with a dog.
Walton County Sheriffs arrested Eugene Hickman, 54, of DeFuniak Springs after his family alerted authorities that Hickman's grandson saw him in the buff on top of a pet three-year-old family bulldog, according to the Northwest Florida Daily News.
The crime report, obtained by AOL Weird News, said that Hickman "by his own admission said he was trying to have sex with the dog, however was unable to insert his penis."
Hickman also allegedly told officers he wouldn't do it again, according to the Daily News.
The pooch was turned over to animal control and was scheduled to be examined by a veterinarian.
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