Eugene Hickman, Florida Grandpa, Accused Of Having Sex With Family Dog

A Florida grandfather was charged with animal cruelty after his grandson allegedly found him naked and trying to have sex with a dog.

Walton County Sheriffs arrested Eugene Hickman, 54, of DeFuniak Springs after his family alerted authorities that Hickman's grandson saw him in the buff on top of a pet three-year-old family bulldog, according to the Northwest Florida Daily News.

The crime report, obtained by AOL Weird News, said that Hickman "by his own admission said he was trying to have sex with the dog, however was unable to insert his penis."

Hickman also allegedly told officers he wouldn't do it again, according to the Daily News.

The pooch was turned over to animal control and was scheduled to be examined by a veterinarian.

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Comments

[phontphoneez]

10:48 PM on 08/09/2011

I've dated some real dogs in my life, but never did I take it to the literal level.......

[Annette Hammond]

08:10 PM on 08/09/2011

Well,whats up with having sex with dogs in FL.I just seen others in the news.Pit bulls,some dogs that had been rescued,and some that even video taped it.DISCUSTING!

[yvettesuniverse]

11:54 PM on 08/08/2011

well, i'm glad the family at least had the balls to call the police.

[maxiemom]

11:37 PM on 08/07/2011

I hope his johnson gets cut off.

[davidms753]

09:33 PM on 07/31/2011

Heard it had a polosi face ooooooh

[jwmellott]

04:08 PM on 07/31/2011

That's just wrong.

[Spleenz]

12:21 PM on 07/31/2011

And there was no watermelon's at the store he could stick it in? Really, that's sick, animal is not consenting...

[Anbreen]

10:50 PM on 07/22/2011

I guess one can say that his g.f. is a real bow-wow!

[LivelyLexie]

08:05 PM on 07/22/2011

DISGUSTING. Any person who would abuse a child or animal should be locked up for life. Hurting those who can't defend themselves. Sick.

[Kenneth Stout]

07:54 PM on 07/22/2011

So PETA, when a guy screws his dog, its animal cruelty, but when a dog screws a human, what is that called?

[Counterglow]

09:22 PM on 08/09/2011

A normal Republican night out?

[MD30]

07:37 PM on 07/22/2011

Those of you who think this is funny, you are the worst kind of people. You are sub-human. You are devolved, primitive-minded. Anyone who harms a defenseless being, be it a child or and animal or an elderly person, does not deserve to be a part of society. To the person who posted the link to the Noah's Ark rescue page, thank you. If you look at the photos, her rear end has all the fur rubbed off of it. This man has does this many many times, and if you think this poor "family" dog did not feel pain or fear, you must be an idiot. You wouldn't be laughing if this man had been abusing a child in this manner. You can judge a society by how it treats its weakest members, and animals are included in this. I hope this sweet little girl finds a home where she can no what it's like to not be starved and covered in mange, but loved and where her loyalty will be rewarded.

[LivelyLexie]

08:06 PM on 07/22/2011

Thank you. Fanned and faved.

[MPAH]

05:39 PM on 07/22/2011

This is ridiculous, and then we want to say that this is what people on third world countries do, but is happening right here, in our neighbors house. This is not funny, it is disgusting and horrible to say the least.

[Roommate]

04:55 PM on 07/22/2011

this shouldn't even be a crime. if he wants to bang dogs or lions then let him

[MPAH]

05:38 PM on 07/22/2011

Sure, and then let him do your defenseless grand mother too. UNREAL!

[gemzenith]

06:28 PM on 07/22/2011

Don't think he would get to far with a lion.

[Kenneth Stout]

07:56 PM on 07/22/2011

@Genzenith do you think it is because it is out of his league?

[ridekrisride]

04:54 PM on 07/22/2011

What makes me almost just as sick as this "man" is all of you thinking this is in ANY way funny. I've seen pictures of this animal and trust me, this isn't the first time he's done this. This dog's hind end is rubbed raw.....she was tortured and starved. I bet you wouldn't be laughing if it was a human he'd done this to. Harming animals is just the beginning....they often progress to hurting people. I hope he never does this to someone YOU love.

[Annette Hammond]

07:57 PM on 08/09/2011

You seen pics of this?Dont know if i could look.Thats a TERRIBLE,more than that to do.Discusting!

[Sharon Donaldson Bowen]

04:27 PM on 07/22/2011

I know, I know, Its not funny. But with all thats going on in the world, with bombings, murderers, missing kids. I am so sorry, but I had to laugh.

[DOROX]

12:25 PM on 08/03/2011

If you can laugh at this even with everything else bad going on, there is something seriously wrong with you.