06/29/2011 11:26 am ET | Updated Aug 29, 2011

'Female Armor Sucks' Questions Video Game Costume Choices (VIDEO)

The fashions are the same in pretty much any adventure-style video game: the men wear something badass and utilitarian (James Bond has a tux, your level 74 dwarfbro has a metal chest plate, etc.), while the women are left to fend for themselves in some sort of modified bikini.

While we know the companies are trying to appeal to a predominantly male teenage audience, these outfits aren't providing the ladies much coverage out in the field. How realistic is it to walk out into battle, unshielded, in your beachwear? Honestly.

College Humor has decided the time to call attention to this wardrobe issue is now, and we're totally on board. Ladies need armor too, kids.