Sheriff's deputies in South Carolina arrested a man accused of putting his family jewels in a store's money deposit bag.
Alan Ray Walker, 47, found himself behind bars in Spartanburg after getting into an altercation with a convenience store employee who saw him walking around with his privates in one of the shop's deposit bags, according to investigators.
A clerk at a Hot Stop store told law enforcement officials that the suspect entered the business carrying an ice cream on the evening of June 26, The Spartanburg Herald-Journal reports.
Once inside, Walker headed straight for the bathroom.
About 15 minutes later, a clerk encountered the half-naked suspect exiting the business' office with his genitals inside a plastic money deposit bag, according to UPI.
The pair got into an argument, and Walker allegedly handed the employee the bag before exiting the store.
Deputies arrested the suspect in his truck -- where investigators say they recovered cocaine, a glass pipe, a handgun and $4,200 of cash on Walker's person.
Walker has been charged with indecent exposure, grand larceny, unlawful possession of a handgun and possession of cocaine with the intent to distribute.
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